How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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What's your guys names?

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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12 niqqa 12.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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What's 9+10? 19

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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