Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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A father had three children Rose Daisy and Cinderblock. Rose comes up to her father and asks"daddy why am i named Rose?' the father answered"well when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head"Rose Reply's "oh thats nice" and walk's away. the Daisy comes up and ask's "Daddy! why am i named Daisy!" the Dad answered "well. when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head" Daisy Replied" oh ok i guess" and walked away. Then Cinderblock came up and asked "duuuhhhd" and the father simply replied" Shut up Cinderblock".

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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Q: Why was the man upset? A: He was kidnapped. Two cruel men tied him to a chair in an unknown location. This man was mistaken for someone who was planning to steal a big drug shipment. They beat him unmerciful, shocked him, and hit him in the head with a hammer, and threw him out in the street, with the belief of his death occurring. A driver stopped to help the man into the nearby hospital. The man was questioned about the physical appearance and whereabouts of these criminals. He remembered nothing, and sadly, they got away with this horrible crime.

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whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

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What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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