- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

why was the old man on the ground he fell

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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