- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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