- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

Win industrial estate, Newry

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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