- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

im @ work, LOL.

Im gay What about you

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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