if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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