Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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