- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

Im gay What about you

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

im @ work, LOL.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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