Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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