If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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A blind man watches TV

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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- Helen Keller

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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