What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

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Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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