Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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time to spruce up!

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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Anti Joke

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