- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

You sick fiend

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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