XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

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Justin Bieber.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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