what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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rent a cops

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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Women's rights

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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