What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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learn. advance!

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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