- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Indians

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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