- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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