- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

A blind man watches TV

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

Whats 1+1? The answer!

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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