A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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We are both missing the picture here friend, those bastards chose to fuck up my eye themselves, and while I do not completely trust you, (as far as I know you might still be a faggotqueer trying to mindfuck me), I trust you enough to take my chances. As for my eye, its fucked, I see light with it, and that is pretty much what I am going to keep seeing from it besides it looks like shit, on the bright side I look 20 percent more bad ass with an eye-patch than without, I am physically and mentally scarred, and as far as physically goes, I dig the look. Dont worry, you seem overly concerned about what people here are gonna think, it is ironic how the shitty system here makes it so easy to hide ones identity, you know if people do it right, know nothing about computers myself.

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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LOL

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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What is funnier than 24 69

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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