what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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