Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Rylan Clark

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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