Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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9/11.

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One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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