- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

This is an anti-joke.

women's rights

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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