- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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