- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Penis.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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