Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

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why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

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Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

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Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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