You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Liverpool City Football Club

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

think twice or at least think

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

your life

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

This site has ads. and so does every other free site

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Nuneaton..

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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