A man finds a magic lamp and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he will grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish for a duck". POOF! He got a duck. Then he says "I wish for a penguin". POOF! A penguin magically appears. He thought long and hard for his 3rd wish. Then he said "I wish I had a turtle" POOF! Suddenly out of nowhere the genie disappears. The man looked inside the magic lamp and saw a small turtle. The end.

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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How come anti jokes r funny

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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