Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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