One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

YOLO You only like Oreos

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Rebecca Black's career.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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