- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

what do you call a young man? a little boy

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Is your refrigerator running? No.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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