- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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