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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Jewwy Jewstein

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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