You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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