Nero, sure you are okay?

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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Fart

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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