roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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Why was the boy crying? Because he got hit by a bus. Why did he get hit by a bus? Because his mom was laughing. Why was his mom laughing? Because she was driving the bus. Why was she driving the bus? Because the boy fell off a swing. Why did he fall off a swing? Because he didn't have any arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because his diabetic monkey had the flu. Why did his diabetic monkey have the flu? Because the boy was crying.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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