theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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Knock Knock CUM IN!

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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