A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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HOLY COW!

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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What is cowboy say

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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Anti Joke

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