Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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Albert your flies undone.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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A sober Irish individual.

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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