- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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