What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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