What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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