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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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A train poops its pants.

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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Albert your flies undone.

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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