- Anti Joke

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

What hurts like hell? HELL

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black