This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

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mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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