Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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The following is neither a joke or anti-joke. It's a brainteaser. It's called the Monty Hall Problem. Suppose you're on a game show, and you're given the choice of three doors: Behind 1 door is a car; behind the other 2 doors are goats. You then choose a door. The host then opens another door and reveals a goat. He then says to you, "Do you want to stick with your choice or switch?" Is it to your advantage to switch your choice? The correct answer yes, switching gives you a better odds of winning. Why? There is a simple way to understand it without the mathematical demonstration. Suppose we have the three doors 1, 2 3 and the number 2 is the winner. If you choose not to change , of course the chances to win is 1/3. Now. what happens if you decide to change? The answer is that if you initially chose an incorrect door, you will always win. In the example, if you initially chose the door 1, the presenter will open door 3(because the door 2 is the winner so he can't open that door) So if you change you will win. The same happens if you initially chose door 3(the presenter will open door 1 and if you change you will win). You will only loose if you initially chose door 2(the presenter will open door 1 or 3, and when changing you will loose) So the conclusion is that if you always decide to change, if initially you have chosen ANY(and any in capital letters!) of the TWO incorrect doors you will win. So the chances when changing is 2/3.

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