- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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