- Anti Joke

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

sorry got to poo

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Morning wood.

everyone dislike this

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Knock Know! Come in!

A Mormon walks into a bar

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

poop.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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