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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

Q- Why? A- Why not?

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

What's the difference between a duck?

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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