- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

i have two hands.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

My Butthole.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Women's rights

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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