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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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