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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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A little blind girl goes up to her mum and says, "Mummy, mummy, when will I be able to see?" Her mum replies "I'll tell you what, I'll take you to the chemist and get you some special cream for your eyes and you will be able to see in the morning." So off they went to the chemist, got the cream, and went home, all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited at the prospect of being able to see again. Once they got home, the mother put the cream on the little girls eyes, wrapped a bandage around her head, and took her to bed. The following morning the little girl stumbled into her mums bedroom and excitedly shouted "Quick mummy, take off the bandage so that i will be able to see again." So the mother slowly took of all the bandages, taking her time, and all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited. Once they were off the little girl said "But mummy, I still can't see." To which the mother replied, "April fool!"

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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VITAMIN C!

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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