. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

what did batman say to robin? get in the car

A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Yo Momma is not fat.

your mum

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Nickelback

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

mexicans fishing

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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