- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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