- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

i killed my family

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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