what happened to your carpool? they died.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

What would Muhammed do?

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

Womens rights.

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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