A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

kennah campion... being nice

when debbie meets downer

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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