Why is the ground wet It rained

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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