What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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I read the terms of service.

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Oh, go away

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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Roses are red Im adopted

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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