What's the capital of Ohio? O

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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