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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

Q- what do you call a Jew swimming in the Antarctic? A- Dead, any man wouldn't survive swimming in water that cold

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

knock knock? come in

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Anti Joke

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