your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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Well, its Eliza again, sorry to bother you Nero, I always thought you where good looking but I know that when it comes to you its not about the looks, you are far more than meets the eye. Neo-Nero was the guy we met at a certain meeting, the arrogant guy with the big forehead whose arms where shaking remember? I wont reveal more for his sake, he did not mean bad, he was just angry like the rest of us and felt responsible, again like many of us. So when can we meet you? I assume you wont be arriving soon, but Id really apreciate seeing you again, and considering neither I nor my parents (I asked them) have the money to come visit you, id appreciate a loan or something.

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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roses are red violets are blue

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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hello

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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AIDS

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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Anti Joke

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