What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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well now

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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Anti Joke

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