- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Turkeys are obese

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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