A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

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JUST KIDDING^

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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derp

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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Justin beiber..

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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