Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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What can hitler cook well Steak

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

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When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

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If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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Why did the chickecross the roe? Because I was bein chased by an angry group o mobsters that 8 years ago were busted by the chicken when he was still working for NYPD and found them all in an ally and busted them for later discovered tax evasion and then 2 years later they found a way ou of prison and tracked down the chicken for 6 years until they found him in road island 4509 lake side estates and then proceeded to chase him onto and across a road that was near by to his lake side apartment and then they go tire and we. Back to their HQ in NY and then the leader of the gang went home and in a depression fuels rage mersiouy beat his wife then went up stairs and threw his 9 year old son out the window and hanged himself. The chicken also died because 8 years is at the top of their lifespan.

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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