A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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