- Anti Joke

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Two women were sitting quietly.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

womens rights

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

You having friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.