Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

Womens rights.

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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