- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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