- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

A car walks into a bar.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Kameron Brown is gay.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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