What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

seek beauty

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

What's a joke? Funny

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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