- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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