What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Your life

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

I was watching Fox news.

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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