- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What comes after 69? mouthwash

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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