when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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Adam Chebali has no life

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Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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ur gay

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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