- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

What's 9+10 Ebola

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

im not food

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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