How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

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Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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