- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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