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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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