Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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angelo snyder is not ga

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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Sex vagina. lol.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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