Connor is homo

thumb_up thumb_down +10

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

thumb_up thumb_down +10

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

thumb_up thumb_down +10

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops