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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

Continents are large islands.

What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

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