if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

thumb_up thumb_down -9

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

thumb_up thumb_down -9

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

thumb_up thumb_down -9

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

thumb_up thumb_down -9

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

thumb_up thumb_down -9

what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops