- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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