- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

What did Washington say to California? WC

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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