- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

your no better than a cockroach

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Women's Rights

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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