- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

Women's rights.

I work at jcpenny

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

people magazine

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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