Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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