- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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