- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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What is the name of the car? What

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

Do the roar!

G:nock nock B:come in!

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

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